Woodward  +  34082 Mon, 21 Jun 04 09:38 PM 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? >Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? >Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They >Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? >You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? >Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? >A Stick 8. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? >Subordinate Clauses. 9. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? >Frostbite. 10. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? >A Nervous Wreck. 11. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? >Anyone Can Roast Beef. 12. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? >Right Where You Left Him. 13. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? >Because They Have Big Fingers. Woodward Joined on Tue, Jun 24 2003 A New Zealander in Chile Senior Member 2,747 Don't let schooling interfere with your education. www.grammar.cl - www.vocabulary.cl Jokes, Difference Between, Clauses

	nga_vn87  +  34551 Fri, 25 Jun 04 08:15 AM 14. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? >"Is that you, mommy?" 15. What do prisoners use to call each other? >Cell phones. 16. What do you get from a pampered cow? >Spoiled milk. 17. Where do polar bears vote? >The North Pole. 18. What dog keeps the best time? >A watch dog. 19. What did the water say to the boat? >Nothing, it just waved. 20. Why don't skeletons fight each other? >They don't have the guts. 21. What goes up when the rain comes down? >An umbrella. 22. What dissappears when you stand up? >Your lap. 23. What do you call a surgeon with eight arms? >A doctopus! 24. Which month do soldiers hate most? >The Month of March!! HAVE FUN nga_vn87 Joined on Fri, Jun 4 2004 Vietnam Junior Member 73 I am what I am... >:D< Jokes, Polar Bears