[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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YoHf  +  255158 Sat, 12 Aug 06 01:24 PM
 Benita wrote:

And may I ask, how did you come to that conclusion?  By the way, are you Italian?  Just so you know, we have quite many handsome men in India too!Smile [:)]

'Cause I'm the most handsome guy on the whole planet. Cool [H]

And yes, I'm Italian.

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vinodram  +  257994 Mon, 21 Aug 06 08:03 PM
Dont just come to a conclusion that you are the most handsome guy as your fairness dosent last longer and it is only till you reach an age. Are you still in your teens?
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Eargasms  +  258025 Mon, 21 Aug 06 11:34 PM

Ok i'm not female, but i thought i would even it up a bit Big Smile [:D]

  Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

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Anonymous, 3 yr 93 days ago

heeeeeeee

can you add some more? may be up to 100 advantages.

benita, 3 yr 92 days ago
I think there are way too many advantages of being a female!!!  Big Smile [:D]
Anonymous, 297 days ago
Only 4% of the Nobel Laureats are women. 35 out of 809 (2008 year)
adel-abdulla  +  661923 Tue, 03 Feb 09 04:17 PM
i think when you are a man don't try to be a woman, when you a woman don't try to be a man because allah (god) created you as man or woman so both men and women have same advantages , just be your self.
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noura44, 290 days ago
to be a female we can give birth to babies

without us there will be no civilizationWink
Anonymous, 57 days ago


clearly a female wrote this...

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