[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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Anonymous, 48 days ago
and how are u plannin doin that without men
Anonymous, 48 days ago
taking ur points fwd man..addin a couple of point to the 90..


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1. We got off the Titanic first…”titanic is just anthr movie with nude sex scenes….period”

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers…..”dnt hv to flirt with them, just call up and ask them to get their ass over here”

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game….”m sry which side are u speaking from???”

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay…” v can usually point out who is gay by the attitude of the person”

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt….” Wow just imagine girls doin that on a football field
 

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute…”if we’re dumb no one would picture us givin head”

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot…”who cares…m fukin a hot girl 20 yrs younger dan me”

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark….”it doesn’t matter…it’s the beer in the glass that is important”

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