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Cristoval

#337210 Thu, 08 Mar 07 09:52 PM

this is my first topic, i´m starting to learn english, so be nice with me please Big Smile [:D]

anyway this are translations from another language
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a lady ask to the shoes seller.
did you have crocodile shoes?
and the seller answer:
that's depend lady, what number wear your crocodile
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why the angels laugh so much?
because the grace of god
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GUY: Doctor, doctor, i have a metal testicle and other of wood
DR: did you have sons?
GUY: Yes, Robocop and pinocchio

:-D

Cristoval

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Fleder_m@u_S

#337338 Fri, 09 Mar 07 07:34 AM

Cristoval wrote:
this is my first topic, ~~i´m starting~~ I have started to learn english, so be nice with me please anyway ~~this~~ these are translations from another language
**********
a lady asked to the shoes seller.
~~did~~ Do you have crocodile shoes?
and the seller answered:
that's depend lady, what number ~~wear~~ does your crocodile wear?
**********
why the angels laugh so much?
because of the grace of god
**********
GUY: Doctor, doctor, i have a metal testicle and other of wood
DR: did you have sons?
GUY: Yes, Robocop and pinocchio

Hi Cristoval Smile [:)]

Wellcome to the Englishforums
Thank you for the jokes, I hope my correction is useful for you somewhat...
If there is any mistake, somebody please correct them again. Smile [:)]