[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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Latest post Tue, Aug 8 2006 3:56 AM by benita. 6 replies.
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LtdDPK  +  253361 Mon, 07 Aug 06 12:42 PM

There's the poem.

Mother holds her little daughter fifty minutes under water,

but she doesn't want to make her any troubles,

she only want to see the funny bubbles!

I found this poem writen on a wall.

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I can resist everything, but not the temptation.
benita, 3 yr 110 days ago

That's a weird poem, don't you think? Tongue Tied [:S]

Dj Bueno  +  253386 Mon, 07 Aug 06 02:20 PM

Tongue Tied [:S] Yup, if making someone drown is worth laughing, then let's say "ha ha"..

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Gulyabani vardır, korkacak bir şey yoktur.
Anonymous, 3 yr 110 days ago

It must mean them there bubbles caused by air, but not from your mouth... from the other end.

Here's another poem:

On yonder hill,

There sat a bucket,

Its not there now,

Cause someone tuck it.

Dj Bueno  +  253499 Mon, 07 Aug 06 07:28 PM

Hey Anon,

U mean the mom hold her under a glass of water or sth like that? I got it now I suppose.

Orior  +  253521 Mon, 07 Aug 06 09:12 PM
 Dj Bueno wrote:

Hey Anon,

U mean the mom hold her under a glass of water or sth like that? I got it now I suppose.

Emmm, Anon was me. I meant that the mother kept him in the water until... well... there's no polite way of saying this... the child farted.

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benita  +  253590 Tue, 08 Aug 06 03:56 AM
 Orior wrote:

Emmm, Anon was me. I meant that the mother kept him in the water until... well... there's no polite way of saying this... the child farted.

Well well, now you should have specified which 'end' was under water!!! Wink [;)]

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