A ghostly joke

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ericupsman

#107865 Sun, 12 Jun 05 10:12 AM

What do you get when you 'goose' a ghost?

A handful of sheet!!!!!

ericupsman

Joined on Sun, Dec 12 2004

Florida, USA

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sayang

#109377 Thu, 16 Jun 05 08:47 AM

???
can anyone explain it?

sayang

Joined on Tue, Jun 14 2005

Brisbane

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dan_brit_abroad

#109662 Thu, 16 Jun 05 07:19 PM

I think if you grab someones ass in America, it's called goosing them.
And sheet means "sh*t"

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tuto

#109793 Fri, 17 Jun 05 03:00 AM

Hi. Erick.
I realized that you like as jokes as me. (Sorry, but my english is deficient, so you can correct me if you want). I read your "funny quotes" post and it was really funny. I know a pair of funny quotes. They(it?) were said by two candidates to "Miss Colombia", I do not know when they said (it?), but they had to disappear of(?) the world of entertainment:

"I feel a great admiration to(?) princess Diana and "Teresa de Calcuta", fortunately they are dead right now".
"If I had a time machine, I will go to Roma, specially Jerusalem, the place of Jesus´s birth"

I hope my post to be reply, and somebody correct my mistakes.
thanks

tuto

Joined on Thu, Jun 16 2005

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