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Guest  #61656  Wed, 15 Dec 04 05:20 PM
Two cannibals sat beside a large fire, after eating the best meal they'd had in ages.

"Your wife sure makes a great roast," said the first cannibal.
"Yeah," replied the second cannibal. "I'm really going to miss her..."
  
badasstronaut  #66114  Fri, 07 Jan 05 05:04 PM
Thats a funny one.

How does Micheal Jackson pick his nose.

In a catalog.
  
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Woodward  #66233  Sat, 08 Jan 05 05:14 AM
In a Catalog LOL!
I wonder if he would get plastic under his fingernails?
  
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ericupsman  #67550  Fri, 14 Jan 05 05:23 AM
Michael Jackson was recently seen at a J.C. Penney store. He heard about their big sale....."Little boys pants - half-off!!"Big Smile [:D]
  
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Guest  #69078  Fri, 21 Jan 05 03:35 PM
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was
gaining a little weight.

"Gaining a little weight, are we sister Susan?", he asked.

"Oh no, Father. Just a little gas", Sister Susan explained,
matter-of-fact.

A month or so later, the Father noticed that she had gained even more
weight. "Gaining some weight, are we Sister Susan?", he asked again.

"Oh no, Father. Just a little gas", she replied again.

A few months later, the Father noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carriage
in the convent.

He leaned over and looked in the carriage and said - "What a cute little
fart!"
  
pieanne  #69101  Fri, 21 Jan 05 05:29 PM
Cute! Smile [:)]
  
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Guest  #71718  Wed, 02 Feb 05 03:33 PM
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people that you're dying of
AIDS?"
His dad replies, "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mum!"

  
Guest  #71719  Wed, 02 Feb 05 03:36 PM
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because
they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!
  
fazayal  #78041  Thu, 03 Mar 05 08:35 AM

Adam was the luckiest man on earth................he had no mother in law : )
  
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