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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....


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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men often complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge, the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings: Alimony-Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application Yes Dear 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance! Wife 1.0
does come with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0

WARNING!!!
DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support
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What is that?! ..lolol..

Can I change few things?:D
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Hahaha, Emotion: big smile
the best one is Secretary-with-short-skirt 3.3.... hahahah, I going to install that. Can I also customize the interface? I mean, is there some kind of option that lets me change the length of the skirt or something? Emotion: stick out tongue
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A very nice email!
Did you find it in the Internet or received per email?
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i have recieved last night.

Pucca what kind of thing will you change ? Emotion: wink

and you may customize the interface of secretary as you want Emotion: wink
Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 7.0 to Husband 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Husband 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Ladies night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going Shopping 7.5, and Softball 3.6

I can't seem to keep Husband 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Boyfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Husband 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....


___________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that women often complain about.

Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 7.0 to Husband 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Husband 1.0 and to return to Boyfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge, the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Boyfriend 7.0 because Husband 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Husband 1.0 manual under Warnings: Alimony-Child Support . I recommend that you keep Husband 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application OK, you are right 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Husband 1.0 is a normal program and it tends to be very high maintenance! Husband 1.0
does come with no support programs but it teaches you how to understand men, and for that, what is better than to imitate them? Here are few of the things you will learn How to be lazy 3.0, Ego 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Husband 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Beer or cigarettes 2.1 and TV 5.0

WARNING!!!
DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Attractive-boss 3.3 . This application is not supported by Husband 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support

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This one is much better!;):P
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PuccaIn addition, Husband 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Ladies night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going Shopping 7.5, and Softball 3.6

Oh my gosh! Going Shopping 7.5? Anyone who has that installed should delete it as soon as possible! It's a virus, it's one of the worst, it wastes a lot of your PC resources! I was told that it even manages to delete an important key in the system register, called "/resources/bank_account/money". Try to delete that Going Shopping virus, get an antivirus, format your hard drive, do whatever you want but GET RID of that monster!

LOLLOLOL, Pucca, don't you think that software is extremely dangerous? Emotion: wink
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KooyeenOh my gosh! Going Shopping 7.5? Anyone who has that installed should delete it as soon as possible! It's a virus, it's one of the worst, it wastes a lot of your PC resources! I was told that it even manages to delete an important key in the system register, called "/resources/bank_account/money". Try to delete that Going Shopping virus, get an antivirus, format your hard drive, do whatever you want but GET RID of that monster!

LOLLOLOL, Pucca, don't you think that software is extremely dangerous? Emotion: wink

Hola Kooyeen!

How can you say so?! Oh, oh..there is something you don't know about me, ( I am a shopaholic Emotion: zip it). Going Shopping is sacred! Grr..don't even think of installing an antivirus, they don't work!;) You can't escape this time, Kooyeen! ..lol..Emotion: big smile
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PuccaI am a shopaholic Emotion: zip it). Going Shopping is sacred!
Shopaholic, from Wikipedia: Shopaholic is a neologism or slang term for a person who is a compulsive shopper. This person derives their pleasure in shopping and purchasing items.

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