Hi guys,
A stemmed glass, obviously tulip-shaped, wherein the top of the glass pushes out a bit to form a lip in order to capture the head and the body is bulbous
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/101/glassware.php
The above site includes this info, plus an illustration.
GG, you obviously need to associate with a better class of beer drinker.
Do you know this joke?
An American goes into a pub in London, England.
American: Bring me an American beer.
Bartender: Sorry, sir, we don't have any.
American: OK, bring me the nearest thing you have to American beer.
The barman brings him a glass of water.
Best wishes, Clive