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<God is supposed to be perfect, yet He's the one who's made the most mistakes.>
Oh, I dunno, just look a GW. ![Devil [6]](/emoticons/emotion-14.gif)
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No offence, only to those interested in Bushisms, here's Molly Ivins' lecture on his creative uses of the English language.
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MOLLY IVINS:
Howdy, y'all, and welcome back to our periodic seminar on how to
understand the only president we've got. I'm here once more to clarify
the situation, but not speaking Hispanically.
Well, it's been a tough ride for the prez so far. Since the minute he
got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly
directly overhead. He's only been able to knock off work 40 percent of
the time in office, including the highly original vacation idea of
spending August in Texas. But we're mighty pleased to have him home
because home is important and it is important to have a home.
Bush is against the estate tax because people who build up assets
should be able to transfer them, regardless of a person's race. His pan
plays down an unprecedented amount of the national debt, and he is
making the right decisions to bring this solution to an end.
He's also made a full affront on the energy crisis because it is really
the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough
power to power the power of a generating plants. This will be taken
care of by the explorationists. And he believes our nation must come
together in order to unite.
Foreign policy, however, has been a bit of a problem. In the Middle
East, we have got to get the framework--the groundwork, not
framework--the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace to lay
the--never mind. But we must tell the different parties involved that
peace will never happen. Remember that Bush is not in favor of a treaty
that he thinks makes sense for the country.
Education continues to be a major theme in Bush's presidency because we
need to remediate in this area. It is time to set aside the old
partisan bickerings and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes
from freeing parents to make different choices for their children. Of
all states that understand local control of the schools, Iowa is such
as a state. So when your teachers say read, you listen to her. You
teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy
test.
George W.'s learned a lot since he went to Washington. He is mindful
not only of preserving executive powers for himself, but for his
predecessors as well. He knows there's a lot of ambition in Washington,
but he hopes the ambitious will realize they are more likely to succeed
with success, as opposed to failure.
In closing, the president knows what he believes. And he will continue
to articulate what he believes and what he believes he believes what he
believes is right. And so, we must all agree with him that hope is in
the far distant future, if at all.
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(An excerpt from National Public Radio, 11 Sep. 2001)