A team of golfers are together in the locker room when a cellphone starts ringing.
One guy picks it up in the "hands free" mode while he is tying his shoes so everyone else in the room is listening in on the conversation.
Man: "HELLO !"
Woman: "Honey - it is me. Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes"
Woman: "I am at the mall and just found this grrrreeeat leather jacket.
It is only $1500. Is it OK if I buy it?"
Man: "Yes of course, if it means that much to you."
Woman: "Now that I have you on the phone, I just stopped by the Mercedes to get a new hood emblem mounted. The new 2007 model had just arrived and they had a super sporty black SL500. It is just exactly what I have always dreamt of having."
Man: "How much does it cost?"
Woman: "$250,000 in the standard version."
Man: "OK, go ahead and buy it then, but for that price they have to include the winter tires in the deal."
Woman: "Thanks honey. You are wonderful. There is only one more thing. The house we were looking at last year is for sale again for only $1,975,000."
Man: "OK, but offer them just $1,850,000. I think they will accept that but if not then go ahead and give them what they ask. It is not a bad price."
Woman: "OK. See you later. I love you darling!"
Man: "Bye ? I love you too."
He hangs up the phone. The other men in the locker room look at him in awe with their mouths open. Then the man says with a big smile, "Is there anyone here that knows whose phone this is?"