[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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Anonymous, 3 yr 104 days ago
Come on tehn........tell us?
Anonymous, 3 yr 103 days ago
The typesetter was asked to make a sign for a Fish and Chip shop but the spaces between fish and and and and and chip were different 
Orior  +  256094 Tue, 15 Aug 06 01:28 PM

The 'and and and' puzzle.

Looking at the line above, I see that the space between "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" is exactly the same.

How's that?

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Byron2  +  258183 Tue, 22 Aug 06 01:44 PM

I can do 16 !

A student asked his english treacher how many times could you write and consecutively in the same sentence and still be grammatically correct.  The Teacher answered 5 and told the class about a sign writer was repainting a new sign outside the Rose and Crown. The landlord came out and asked him to leave a bit more space between the Rose and and and and and Crown.

A student asked the teacher if there should be any commas between and and and and and and and and and?

The teacher replied, using punctuation it would more correct to ask if there were any commas between  the and and and, and and and, and and and, and and and and and and and! - which gives 16 !!

You could ask if any of these ands should be in quotes? but I'm stopping now!

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Anonymous, 2 yr 333 days ago
Easy,

Put bigger gaps between marks and and and and and and spencers.

That is increase the gap between marks and spencers as well as the gap between and and spencers

Thankyou
Sting, 2 yr 331 days ago
his result was going to b announced and and and and and he failed again
Billie the big aircraft carrier, 2 yr 331 days ago
Please help yourself to an uppercut of your choosing.
MrPedantic  +  308895 Sat, 30 Dec 06 06:40 PM

That reminds me, Billie. What did you do with that furry little fellow who used to run around here? Podcast, or whatever his name was?

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...opella forensis / adducit febris...
Anonymous, 2 yr 304 days ago

It is ungrammatical to place a comma between fish and and and and and chips in the sentence "fish and chips"

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