[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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Latest post Wed, Nov 29 2006 4:25 PM by benita. 4 replies.
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benita  +  298698 Wed, 29 Nov 06 05:18 AM

I was a happy man. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and now we had decided to get married. The planning went wonderfully.  Both sets of parents helped us in every way. My friends were all happy for me and my girlfriend - she was a dream! There was only one thing deeply bothering me.  That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was really vivacious, only twenty years old and drop-dead gorgeous.

One day, the sister-in-law to be, called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.  She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that it was not long to the wedding day, that she had strong desires for me that she couldn't and didn't really want to overcome!  She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock.  She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it, just come up and get me."

I was stunned, frozen in shock as I watched her wiggle her way up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.  I opened the door, stepped out and walked straight towards my car. 

Standing on the front path was my future father-in-law. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "Well done! Wonderful! We are so happy that you have passed our little test of temptation. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is....


Always keep your condoms in the car.

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Raven  +  298706 Wed, 29 Nov 06 05:59 AM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL....

Great one Benita......Big Smile [:D]

I hope the very tempting offer will stand after the wedding also....lol

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FluidnMotion, 2 yr 363 days ago
Nice one, Ben. It would become a condom advertisement in Europe.
Darkjackass1234  +  298871 Wed, 29 Nov 06 03:26 PM

good advice for you health

but don't trust it man

I can sayin' the big imagination in treason  poeple

you know what you sayin'

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benita, 2 yr 363 days ago
Why Europe in particular?  Just curious, of course.
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