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Dew 2007  +  427600 Fri, 05 Oct 07 09:34 PM
Well. let's return to thr anecdotes:

Love is like a gun: you aim, you shot, you run...
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English_Learner  +  427610 Fri, 05 Oct 07 10:46 PM
 Dew 2007 wrote:
Well. let's return to thr anecdotes: Love is like a gun: you aim, you shot, you run...


Big Smile [:D] Big Smile [:D] Big Smile [:D]
You're absolutely right: why not to return to anecdotes? Wink [;)]
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Have a good night, guys   Smile [:)]
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Dew 2007  +  427733 Sat, 06 Oct 07 06:24 AM
(To neither of you, of course. It's just a joke)

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Rita_malicia  +  467879 Wed, 23 Jan 08 11:57 AM

Blonde Car Accident

 


One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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"Flavor Of Life" "Arab Proverb" A word to the wise is sufficient
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