A student got reprimanded by the School Principal for his violation of bringing his skate board in school. As he went out of the Principal's Office,  he sat down next to a girl...

Student:  That stupid, obnoxious, ugly beast... That Principal's gonna pay for this... (loud enough for the girl to hear him)

Girl:  Excuse me, do you not know me?

Student: No, I don't, why? Did that jerk also called you so he could ruin your day, just like what he did to mine?

Girl:  No, I just happen to be his DAUGHTER...

Student: Oh, bout you? Do you know me?

Girl: No, I don't.

Student: Ok, good.

...and the student ran away as fast as he could.

There was once a boy who always spoke bad about every people he met.  One day, he met a hunch-backed girl and upon seeing the girl, he made fun of her and said so many mean things about the girl.  And then, to his surprise, the girl suddenly turned into a fairy and as punishment for his ill-mannered behavior, she inflicted that the boy will only be able to speak only ONE WORD every year. So if he wished to say 5-words, he should not speak for five years to earn it.  Poor boy...

When he reached 18, he met this very beautiful lady and fell so much in love with her and so he decided not to speak for 10 years so he could say everything he wanted to tell her by the time he reaches 28, which is his marrying age. 

At last, after the ten long years of waiting, finally he decided to approach the beautiful lady.  he cleared his throat first before starting to say his 10 magic words... He held her hand and said...

" I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH, WILL YOU MARRY ME, DEAR?"

.....and you know what did the lady reply?

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the lady said...

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"pardon me?"

LOLZ!!! 

so I'll start  

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