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The consensus is confirmed by the decisions of broadcasting authorities about the kind of English that will be used for public information announcements, newscasts, commentaries to broadcasts of national events such as state funerals, and so on. It is confirmed by the writing found in magazines, newspapers, novels, and non-fiction books; by the editing and correcting that is done by the publishers of these; and by the way writers for the most part accept such editing and correcting of their work.
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In the article I submit to Descriptive Linguistics Weekly, I include the following sentence:
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Me and Jacques Derrida used to spend many a happy afternoon knocking back the Jack Daniels and laughing about poor old Roland and that milk float.
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A few weeks later, I receive the proofs. The editor has changed "Me and Jacques Derrida" to "Jacques Derrida and I".
I call him up.
MrP: What the *** do you think you're doing with my MS? What's all this "JD and I" nonsense?
Editor: That's just "Standard English", old boy. We are a prestigious publication. We can't have any of your non-standard stuff in our magazine.
— "Standard English"? Who says it's Standard English? And what gives you the right to decide what's "standard" and what's "non-standard"?
— The CGEL, as a matter of fact, on both counts. Look it up, old chap, if you don't believe me. Chapter 1: see under "Me and Kim". As for "Standard English", that's easy: "The consensus...is confirmed by the writing found in magazines, newspapers, novels, and non-fiction books".
— Well, that's ok. If you leave my text as it is, it will be "the writing found in magazines". So then it'll be "Standard English", by your definition.
— I'm afraid it doesn't work quite like that, MrP. Read on: "[and] by the editing and correcting that is done by the publishers of these." So you see, I outrank you, old boy. I have edited and corrected your text; ergo, it's now Standard English.
— Wait a minute. I ask you why you've corrected my text. You say, because it wasn't standard English. I then ask you, what makes your version standard English. And you say, because it's the version I've corrected your text to. Is that what you're saying?
— In a nutshell, old boy, yes.
— <expletives removed by mod> <hangs up>
— [To self: ] Now there's a curious thing. It says in the CGEL that "writers for the most part accept such editing and correcting of their work"...but MrP didn't sound very happy at all...
MrP