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Latest post Tue, Dec 23 2003 11:06 PM by pieter. 5 replies.
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pieter
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Tue, 23 Dec 03 11:06 PM
Forty million dollars
( Ben Laden’s poem)
I can offer a prize.
Forty millions.
To anyone who
next year writes a better poem,
or at least a similar one,
gives my number to David Owen,
destroys all the guns with a gun,
kisses Jagger on my doorstep,
knows the place where I used to cry,
shows me a vegetarian gourmet,
or finally makes Superman smile,
to anyone who stops the Earth rotate,
finds a depressed crocodile in the Nile,
buys a Rolls Royce for me by mistake,
beats Putin at judo holding a file.
who translates Goring to Hebrew,
has sex with a used Mastercard ,
finds a bacteria in the mountain dew,
or just instantly makes it hard.
I don’t care about money.
Just set Saddam free.
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" Teaching doesn't mean knowledge but action."
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Bubr
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Wed, 24 Dec 03 01:18 PM
Hehheehhheeeeeeeee!
How about another ending:
'Cos I don't care too
much for money.
Money can't buy me love!
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pieter
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Wed, 24 Dec 03 01:40 PM
Actually the idea came talking with a friend about the 20 million dollard Reward on Saddam. And the first version ended with: Or set Saddam free.
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deepa,
5 yr 338 days ago
wow! you peiter are second to ... none!! great!
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pieter
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Thu, 25 Dec 03 02:11 AM
Each of us is unique. I'm just a humble poet . - ( Maj, Bubr, Woody, Chris and other friends, have you noticed? Christmas eve has changed my vision about myself. Little knowledge is arrogance. Big knowledge is modesty.) But I may go back to what I used to be tomorrow.:):)
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deepa,
5 yr 338 days ago
just be what you are! Merry christmas!
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