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Latest post Tue, Dec 23 2003 11:06 PM by pieter. 5 replies.
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pieter  +  16904 Tue, 23 Dec 03 11:06 PM



Forty million dollars
( Ben Laden’s poem)

I can offer a prize.
Forty millions.

To anyone who

next year writes a better poem,
or at least a similar one,
gives my number to David Owen,
destroys all the guns with a gun,

kisses Jagger on my doorstep,
knows the place where I used to cry,
shows me a vegetarian gourmet,
or finally makes Superman smile,

to anyone who stops the Earth rotate,
finds a depressed crocodile in the Nile,
buys a Rolls Royce for me by mistake,
beats Putin at judo holding a file.

who translates Goring to Hebrew,
has sex with a used Mastercard ,
finds a bacteria in the mountain dew,
or just instantly makes it hard.

I don’t care about money.
Just set Saddam free.
Joined on Sun, Jul 27 2003
Tg Mures, Romania
Regular Member 942
" Teaching doesn't mean knowledge but action."
Bubr  +  16957 Wed, 24 Dec 03 01:18 PM
Hehheehhheeeeeeeee!

How about another ending:

'Cos I don't care too
much for money.
Money can't buy me love!
Joined on Mon, Nov 10 2003
Full Member 437
pieter  +  16959 Wed, 24 Dec 03 01:40 PM
Actually the idea came talking with a friend about the 20 million dollard Reward on Saddam. And the first version ended with: Or set Saddam free.
deepa, 5 yr 338 days ago
wow! you peiter are second to ... none!! great!
pieter  +  16994 Thu, 25 Dec 03 02:11 AM
Each of us is unique. I'm just a humble poet . - ( Maj, Bubr, Woody, Chris and other friends, have you noticed? Christmas eve has changed my vision about myself. Little knowledge is arrogance. Big knowledge is modesty.) But I may go back to what I used to be tomorrow.:):)
deepa, 5 yr 338 days ago
just be what you are! Merry christmas!
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