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Cookie27  +  132639 Wed, 31 Aug 05 10:17 PM
Lately, i've been laughing at quite alot of Blond jokes and here is one that i'll never get bored of...

'What did the Blond say when she opened a packet of Cheerios?
"Aww, look, doughnut seeds!"'

lol, it'll never get old will it?

Some blond jokes are really funny and...wait...(sorry to all the blonds out there)...ok, hehe. Even though i'm not a blond myself, I alwayz wonda, why aren't there jokes for lets say...red-heads?
..........Thankx 4 any replys,

Cookie

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Waïti  +  138208 Fri, 16 Sep 05 07:15 PM

'Why blond jokes ?'... Mmmmh... Tough question you're posing here, Cookie...

Would it be that we (boyz'n'girls alike) -on some unconscious level- seek to take revenge on the tall sophisticated unapproachable models that we see in the magazines ??? They can't have everything for them, that wouldn't fair to brunettes right ? So it must be they have diminished intellectual capacities, mustn't it ? Just thinking out loud here...

Anyway, what I wanted to say is : vive les brunettes...

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Cookie27, 4 yr 66 days ago
Good answer...although a bit confusing lol. thank you for that, it helped

cookie

Waïti  +  139258 Mon, 19 Sep 05 01:34 PM

No problem, my pleasure, miss Cookie...
I'm always happy to help brunettes bolster some self-confidence in that they are as sexy and attractive as blonds Big Smile [:D] (I would be tempted to say they are even more, if it weren't for political-correctness and common courtesy to potential blond female readers of this thread).
I hope life is a sweet treat to you in ChocoLand... Cheers.
Waïti.

Cookie27, 4 yr 51 days ago
I can just smile. [Smile [:)]
Waïti  +  144456 Tue, 04 Oct 05 01:36 PM

Dear Cookie,
Ah ah... You can just smile... Would it be because you're a brown haired girl ?... I'm sorry I left them aside in the discussion...  I mentioned brunettes specifically but I meant to say everybody but the blonds (red-hair and brown-hair alike)... So pls feel free to let go a have a good laugh instead of a mild smile.
(By the way chocolate cookies are my favorite too).
Waïti.

Anonymous, 4 yr 48 days ago
A blonde is reading the newspaper.

She sees the headline, "12 Brazilian soldiers killed" and says, "Oh, how sad!"

She turns to the woman next to her and asks, "How many is a brazilian, anyway?"

You guys might not get it if you're not native speakers, but if you do get it it's damn funny :-P
moltobella, 4 yr 48 days ago
I get it but I don't think its all that funny.
Waïti  +  144807 Wed, 05 Oct 05 02:17 PM
Moltobella mi amica,
Would you care to explain it to me ? I must admit I really don't get it...
Grazie mille.
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