<<A better one might be: "There are two gas stations. At the one on the left, there's a blond lady with huge hooters and a nanoskirt (= 1/1000 of a microskirt), at the one on the right there's a muscular guy with a mustache with only a pair of leopard spotted underpants on. Where are you gonna stop?" - See? That looks like a much better question to me, LOL. >>
Am I married?
What day is it?
Is there anyone in the car with me at that moment?
Have i got a meeting to go to?
Am I on my way to work.
Why would I assume that either of those people at the garages would be interested in me?
Which garage has the cheaper petrol.
Am I gay?
etc.
Oh, please do add detailed context when you post questions, Koyeen.