Cockney rhyming slang, me china plate!

If 'china plate' means 'mate', and 'trouble and strife' means 'wife', then what do these mean?
'Barnet Fair', 'boat race', 'mince pies', 'Duke of Montrose', 'Norf and Sarf' (North and South) CLUE; they can all be found on the head.
. Thanks to Johnbonn for the facial terms.
Does anyone know any others?

Is Richard the Third - 'nerd' or 'turd'? :P

Thanks Alt! That's a really really really useful one!

Hey China, I am in the UK, and I haven't seen this 'in a boat' program?

Hello,

At ages 17-18 I worked as an assistant for a commercial photographer from the East End of London. He always used to say, "Nice Bristols" to the female models who came to the studio for a photo shoot.

He liked saying this to them because they did not know what he was talking about. He always loved saying things to create confused looks on people's faces. That is one reason I quit the job after 8 months. Too much stress. Who needs it?

Bristol and West = Chest

Bristol Cities= Guess


Cockney rhyming slang web site HERE


BTW (by the way):

Cockney rhyming slang was originally created by villian or baddie types in London's Soho area so that they could discuss their illegal activities in public places such as the pub without other people being able to understand what they were saying. The more modern USA rap or hiphop slang was created for the same reason. That is why I do not use it. I do not find criminals cute or cool or in any way worthy of emulation or imitation.

-m