Eargasms, except for a red coat and getting dark in a week, a watermelon would fit.
Nona, "Tree" doesnt fit the description that well. Give it another try.
Benita, Hmmm, I know you are thinking that I should be a slickly-combed, collar-buttoned, extra-thick glasses-wearing, science-loving type. You should ask my teacher. She wouldnt dare to let me perform any experiments in her laboratory. Bunsen burner was my friend.