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"Let's face it - when you turn around, all unsuspecting, and find yourself confronting a wee wummin, five foot tall, ... trying not to look bored - well, you just kind of fling yourself underneath the nearest trestle table, don't you?"
Doesn't that count as lese-majesty?
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