Anonymous“
Could give us a few links/examples of this "normal English"?”
The one people like you use, where "you" is a generic pronoun, and does not refer the kind of English you, Molly, personally use (God forbid, LOL). The one a normal people belonging to a certain category would generally use.
In the end, "normal" for a person is whatever is considered normal by themselves and by people like them. It's pretty simple, it's a basic concept.
So, for some people not splitting infinitives is normal, others just don't give a damn and that's normal, others would punch that boss in the face as they normally do and then be proud of it, others just think it is normal to think all bosses are jerks, others... There's so many kinds of people! Are you normal? LOL