OK. You wrote 'But you might consider the idea that you probably don't hear what's current in AmE and BrE as often as people in America and England do.'
Since you're an America-bound American, the clear implication was that you hear more BrE than I do. That, of course, is nonsense. Aside from considering the several Britons I talk with every week naturally enough since Britain is a short distance away, plus a number of Britons make their home here consider that the Irish themselves speak BrE. Hiberno-English too, but you'd be less familiar with that.
""AmE" relates to "America"; "BrE" relates to "England.""
More precisely and correctly, AmE means American English, if there is such a thing, and BrE means British English, if that can be defined, not specifically the English spoken in England, whatever meaning that has.
Most all AUE regulars know these nuances, but they remain handy terms nonetheless.
"You may quibble..."
I never quibble.
"And where did you get the idea that Michigan is in the middle of nowhere, and narrow-minded to boot?"
Most people would be unable to find it on a map; I suspect very few have tried. True for the named craters on a moon map, as well. I suppose that's a bit narrow minded too, but at least most of them realise America is not the centre of the universe as all Michigansmonians outside the Chicago area believe in their heart of hearts.
"Live here long, did you?"
Excepting Chicago, I'd rather live on the moon. Perhaps including Chicago, now that I think more about it.
"To claim a person is out of touch with his ... from the apes. In effect, you called me an ape."
"I did? Hmm. I must be better at calling names than I thought."
Better if you'd said it, rather than implied it. I call a spade a spade...you?
""Ape" is rather good, no?"
If you had said it.
Then you're claiming you've been outside the confines of North America? Pray tell. As I said, perhaps I missed something.
"..Tell us, too, you're not a Patriot please note the big P all patriots being insular by definition of the word."
"Certainly, I'm a patriot. I'm patriotic. I like and support the country I live in. If that's automatically "insular," then a whole lot of people in a whole lot of countries are "insular.""
Sadly enough, that is true. Patriots and nationalists cause many of the world's problems. They always have, and people not enlightened to the universality of Man always will.
"The capital P has to go, though except for certain New England football players. Of which I am not one."
If not a fan of them though, that's your loss.
"Ox?"
As Cher would say, I could care less.
"ICBW. YCBT."
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