Hiccup Cure
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A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him
something to cure the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and
slaps the man's face. (Whack)
"What did you do that for?" the man asks.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?"
The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!"