Avatars  +  214642 Wed, 12 Apr 06 12:39 PM Don't Marry a Computer, Software or a Web Engineer. Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear....I'm now logged in." Wife: Have you brought the groceries? Husband : Bad command or filename. Wife: But I told you in the morning Husband : Syntax Error. Abort? Wife: What about my new TV? Husband : Variable not found . . . Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do someshopping. Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband : Too many parameters . . . Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband : Data type mismatch. Wife: You are useless. Husband : It's by Default. Wife: What about your Salary? Husband : File in use . . . Try later. Wife: What is my value in the family. Husband : Unknown Virus. Avatars Joined on Wed, Sep 14 2005 Some where in Some place Junior Member 91

	Janissary  +  214686 Wed, 12 Apr 06 02:57 PM Dont worry Hulya. as a computer engineer I havent married yet either. You are not the only one about the joke,as a matter of fact it is true to some extent.after entangling variables,errors and debugs , a computer engineer starts to look life in a different way. Sometimes even it becomes feasible to dream how to make the things around you with a computer programme.(actually i incur that sometimes )meanwhile,what has it relevance with photo? Janissary Joined on Mon, Jan 23 2006 Istanbul Full Member 494 speak english or die Jokes

	rishonly  +  215778 Sat, 15 Apr 06 07:36 AM I am not a big fan jokes, but I enjoyed this joke very much. However, I wonder what would happen if both husband and wife are software experts. rishonly Joined on Sat, Mar 5 2005 KUMBAKONAM,INDIA Contributing Member 1,782 Regards, Krishna Jokes

	Hulyaa  +  216074 Sat, 15 Apr 06 08:34 PM Bosphorus University wooov You must be very clever   But i graduated from Karadeniz Technical University in 2003.I think you are student, aren't you? Hulyaa Universities