Elephant joke

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Teleostomi  #275599  Tue, 03 Oct 06 10:15 AM

A) How do you know when an elephant is sleeping in your bed?

B) I don't know.

A) Your nose is touching your ceiling.

Please tell me what's the supposedly funny point of this elephant joke?

  
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nona the brit  #275618  Tue, 03 Oct 06 11:37 AM

Imagine an elephant is hiding in your bed under the covers.

You don't notice until you climb on top and realise that your nose is touching the ceiling. It's funny because you haven't noticed a great enormous elephant in your bed.

  
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benita  #276294  Thu, 05 Oct 06 06:19 AM

It's like the question (or rather 'series of questions')

Question 1 of 4

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? 

  
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Tizry Syahnon  #276831  Fri, 06 Oct 06 10:19 AM

open the refrigerator, and put it inside.

rrrr... that's the question rite? and i am answering it.. " )

  
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benita  #276864  Fri, 06 Oct 06 11:31 AM

Yep, you're right! Big Smile [:D]

Now Question 2 of 4

How would you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

  
Tizry Syahnon  #276879  Fri, 06 Oct 06 11:56 AM

i think it would be the same answer, but this time you need to kick the elephant in the butt because of his negligence... hahaha.

 

  
nona the brit  #276882  Fri, 06 Oct 06 12:06 PM
Take the giraffe out and put the elephant in.
  
Tizry Syahnon  #276899  Fri, 06 Oct 06 12:35 PM

oh dear.. i thought it was a huge refrigerator. you couldn't put that giraffe in it at the first place, if it wasn't huge enough, in a way.

hahaha.. so funny!

" ) ..arguing only for the sake of fun, though!

  
Tizry Syahnon  #278554  Tue, 10 Oct 06 08:25 AM

I am sorry. doesn't mean to being rude.

so, what is the question no. three?

  
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