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umano

#51846 Sun, 24 Oct 04 06:04 PM

Second language"

A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

hi deepblue, i ve read your jokes in the last days, some of there are very nice but this one is absolutely the best....but most of all, now, i know why i am here in this beautiful forum, yeah

greetings from Italy Smile [:)]

umano

Joined on Mon, Oct 11 2004

Italy

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Deepblue

#51900 Mon, 25 Oct 04 04:51 AM

Hi everyone here!

The doctor lives downstairs

"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."

He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."

Hi umano, I'm so glad that my jokes makes you feel good. Wink [;)]

I always like to share my happiness with all the friends here!

Deepblue

Joined on Mon, Dec 1 2003

Shanghai, China

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candy

#53274 Tue, 02 Nov 04 05:12 PM

Hi DB,

Your jokes allways give me a good laugh! (Thanks!!)

Look at the view!! More than 5000!!
Keep up the good work, Deepblue.....
I look forward to your next joke...... Wink [;)]

Kumi

candy

Joined on Mon, Sep 8 2003

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umano

#53472 Wed, 03 Nov 04 09:05 PM

Totti's girlfriend: "Francesco, in your opinion, does this vest make me fat?
Francesco Totti: "why darling? Do you want to eat it?"

PS
I don t know if in your place you use the expression "this dress make me fat"

umano

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kevinc

#54373 Tue, 09 Nov 04 03:40 PM

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"

The man said, "No dear."

The women said, "I'm sure you would."

So the man said, "Okay, I would"

Then the women asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"

And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."

Then the women asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"

And the man replied, "No, she's left handed."

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kevinc