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Nice_guy

#57833 Sat, 27 Nov 04 06:22 PM

To Deepblue:
Your joke is very funny, as always!!
Keep posting them!

Nice_guy

Joined on Fri, Nov 5 2004

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evita

#58844 Thu, 02 Dec 04 09:07 AM

DEEPBLUE... DEEPBLUE...!!!
WHERE ARE YOU???
PLEASE COME BACK AND MAKE ME LAUGH!!!
I NEED YOUR JOKE TO SHINE MY DAY!!!

oh ya, happy 1st anniversary for joining this site
will you celebrate it? Hue hue hue... Smile [:)]

evita

Joined on Sat, Nov 27 2004

Bandung, Indonesia

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Madhivanan

#59259 Sat, 04 Dec 04 06:30 AM

A man on telephonic conversation with receptionist

Man : "Could you please tell me the time difference between India and Singapore"
Receiptionist : "Just a minute"
Man : "Thank you" (he walks back and told other person "I got the answer")

Madhivanan

Joined on Mon, Nov 29 2004

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Rosetta

#59491 Sun, 05 Dec 04 04:39 PM

Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance.
"Teddy," he called, "how many more times have I got to tell
you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down
like a civilized human being."
There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room.
"That's better," said his father, "now in future will you
always come down stairs like that."
"Suits me," said Teddy. "I slid down the railing."

Rosetta

Joined on Sun, Dec 5 2004

Morocco

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Deepblue

#62646 Tue, 21 Dec 04 08:38 AM

Hi everyone here! I'm back again!!! Smile [:)]

Thank you so much, Evita, for wake me up from drowsihead.

Here is the new joke:

"Waitress," shouted the impatient diner,"do I have to sit here and starve all night?"

"no, sir, we close at nine o'clock."

Big Smile [:D]

Deepblue

Joined on Mon, Dec 1 2003

Shanghai, China

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JohnDoe

#62676 Tue, 21 Dec 04 11:03 AM

HAHA I like the Beckham joke! LOL

JohnDoe

Joined on Sun, Dec 19 2004

the Netherlands

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Deepblue

#62999 Thu, 23 Dec 04 03:29 AM

Hi there!

Today's joke:

On the bus a man discovered a pick-pocket's hand thrust into his pocket.

"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. Mywife did it before you."

What a poor man! Smile [:)]

Deepblue