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Nice_guy, 4 yr 361 days ago
To Deepblue:
Your joke is very funny, as always!!
Keep posting them!
evita  +  58844 Thu, 02 Dec 04 09:07 AM
DEEPBLUE... DEEPBLUE...!!!
WHERE ARE YOU???
PLEASE COME BACK AND MAKE ME LAUGH!!!
I NEED YOUR JOKE TO SHINE MY DAY!!!

oh ya, happy 1st anniversary for joining this site
will you celebrate it? Hue hue hue... Smile [:)]


Joined on Sat, Nov 27 2004
Bandung, Indonesia
New Member 28
Madhivanan  +  59259 Sat, 04 Dec 04 06:30 AM

A man on telephonic conversation with receptionist

Man : "Could you please tell me the time difference between India and Singapore"
Receiptionist : "Just a minute"
Man : "Thank you" (he walks back and told other person "I got the answer")

Joined on Mon, Nov 29 2004
New Member 21
Madhivanan
Rosetta  +  59491 Sun, 05 Dec 04 04:39 PM
Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance.
"Teddy," he called, "how many more times have I got to tell
you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down
like a civilized human being."
There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room.
"That's better," said his father, "now in future will you
always come down stairs like that."
"Suits me," said Teddy. "I slid down the railing."

Joined on Sun, Dec 5 2004
Morocco
New Member 09
With blessings...Asma
Deepblue  +  62646 Tue, 21 Dec 04 08:38 AM
Hi everyone here! I'm back again!!! Smile [:)]

Thank you so much, Evita, for wake me up from drowsihead.

Here is the new joke:


"Waitress," shouted the impatient diner,"do I have to sit here and starve all night?"

"no, sir, we close at nine o'clock."


Big Smile [:D]
Joined on Mon, Dec 1 2003
Shanghai, China
Full Member 197
If you think you can, you can!
JohnDoe, 4 yr 337 days ago
HAHA I like the Beckham joke! LOL
Deepblue  +  62999 Thu, 23 Dec 04 03:29 AM
Hi there!

Today's joke:


On the bus a man discovered a pick-pocket's hand thrust into his pocket.

"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. Mywife did it before you."

What a poor man! Smile [:)]
respiter  +  63264 Fri, 24 Dec 04 04:00 PM
Pulling one's leg is subjective... it depends on your abilities.. probably, Oxford has a different way of doing it!!!!!!!
Joined on Tue, Dec 21 2004
New Member 17
gig, 4 yr 332 days ago
A skeleton walks into a bar and says ,"Give me a beer and a mop"
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