MrPedantic  +  158656 Tue, 15 Nov 05 12:14 AM That's right, Anon. MrP MrPedantic Joined on Tue, Oct 12 2004 Veteran Member 12,592 ...opella forensis / adducit febris...

	MrPedantic  +  159769 Thu, 17 Nov 05 11:18 PM Tell us three facts about yourself, Anon, and we'll find you a metaphor. MrP MrPedantic

	Tallulah Tam  +  159797 Fri, 18 Nov 05 12:13 AM You could say, "I am brainless." or you could say, "I have a razor sharp wit." You could say, " I am a dwarf." Or you could say, "I am a giant." Or you could say, " I am a lonely little petunia in an onion bed."  Tallulah Tam Joined on Sun, Jul 17 2005 Alabama, USA (British) Full Member 234 If at first you don't succeed sky-diving is not for you.

	MrPedantic  +  159800 Fri, 18 Nov 05 12:18 AM In fact, "I have to write a metaphor about myself and I'm lost" would do the trick. MrP MrPedantic

	Tallulah Tam  +  159815 Fri, 18 Nov 05 12:53 AM You could try mixing metaphors Anon, which always makes it more interesting, such as:- "I always hit the nail on the head when I strike the right note," Tallulah Tam Metaphors

	Tallulah Tam  +  159850 Fri, 18 Nov 05 04:06 AM chorus 1) You're the top!  You're the Colosseum, You're the top!  You're the Louvre Museum, You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss, You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnet, You're Mickey Mouse. You're the Nile, You're the Tow'r of Pisa, You're the smile on the Mona Lisa. I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop, But if, Baby, I'm the bottom, You're the top.       Tallulah Tam