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Latest post Tue, Mar 11 2008 11:57 AM by Anonymous. 5 replies.
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Swiss Jake  +  203514 Mon, 06 Mar 06 12:36 AM

Hey!

It would be cool if we had some funny poems here.

So, what do you know?

Best wishes, Jake
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Lazarus  +  205934 Tue, 14 Mar 06 12:49 AM
Here's a limerick for you:

There was a large lady from Perth
Who wanted to travel the earth
But her wish was in vain
For the door of the plane
Was not wide enough for her girth.

Lazarus
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Swiss Jake, 3 yr 249 days ago

juhuu somebody posted Smile [:)]

Thanks Lazarus

Jake

Anonymous, 1 yr 266 days ago

here's one

There once was a child named Lou

who never liked eating his stew

his mother got mad

she said he was bad

'cause he said that it tasted like poo

Dew 2007  +  484141 Sun, 02 Mar 08 07:14 PM
There once was a lady of Niger

Who smiled when she rode on a tiger.

They returned from the ride

With the lady inside

And a smile on the face of a tiger. 
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Anonymous, 1 yr 255 days ago

Here is one of the Limericks I wrote for and English class:

The man from Djibouti

There once was a man from Djibouti

He had quite the case of the tooties

His wife said no beans

He blew out his seams

And all of the townspeople saw his booty.

 

(Djibouti is a country in Africa, The capital is Djibouti, Djibouti)Smile

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