[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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Elisabeth M  +  59692 Mon, 06 Dec 04 04:57 PM
Domestics arrival (signboard in Copenhagen Airport; it should have been Domestic arrivals)

It is free to wash yours hands, but use of the wash for other purposes 5 Dkr.
(Notice in the Ladies room at the Main Train Station in Copenhagen. Recourse to the Danish sign informed me that they meant handwash basin not laundry.)
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ericupsman  +  66479 Sun, 09 Jan 05 07:25 AM
Somewhat related, I saw a "NON SMOKING" (should have been NO SMOKING) sign on a gas pump while traveling through Virginia. I chose to get my gas at that pump!!
Joined on Sun, Dec 12 2004
Florida, USA
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Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day.
Guest, 4 yr 304 days ago
make other kind of sentnces to. like exclamatoy or interogative!!!!!!!!!! (please?)
Angry [:@]
Mike in Japan  +  70303 Thu, 27 Jan 05 09:13 AM
Don't quite follow, but the idea of an 'exclamatoy' is interesting.

Where can I get one? Does it utter expletives or merely exclamations?

I think the idea has definite market potential! Smile [:)]
Joined on Tue, Aug 19 2003
Senior Member 4,371
I do like to be beside the seaside
Guest, 4 yr 257 days ago
yesterday i was somali but today am american and the end of the warld i'll be somali becz every thing it has originaly...............
andoi_25  +  88089 Fri, 08 Apr 05 10:36 AM
Alzheimers Center Prepares for an Affair to Remember

Gas Cloud Clears Out Taco Bell

For Sale: Diamonds $20; Microscopes $15

Bush Win Election, But More Lies Ahead
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Anonymous, 3 yr 337 days ago
hi...joker,,,you're great,,
YoHf, 3 yr 337 days ago
I liked them... Smile [:)]
Anonymous, 3 yr 68 days ago
my brain is hung like a horse!
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