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Cool Breeze  +  356089 Thu, 26 Apr 07 03:34 PM
Some further advice to world travellers:

A notice in a Delhi hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served in this hotel.

A Hong Kong supermarket:
Don't leave your values in the trolley.

A hotel bar in Oslo:
Ladies are requested not to have babies in the bar.

CB
Cool Breeze
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"I hope you'll all live to be 150 years old - and the last voice you hear is mine!" Frank Sinatra on stage in Oslo, Norway, 28 September 1991
Golden, 2 yr 214 days ago
wow cool breeze. is the first one from india. was it written in a five star hotel.
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Cool Breeze  +  356220 Thu, 26 Apr 07 08:17 PM
 Golden wrote:
wow cool breeze. is the first one from india. was it written in a five star hotel.

I haven't personally seen these notices, so I wouldn't know.
CB
Cool Breeze
Tanit  +  356332 Thu, 26 Apr 07 11:06 PM

 Cool Breeze wrote:


A hotel bar in Oslo:
Ladies are requested not to have babies in the bar.

That's great!!! Big Smile [:D]
Tanit
Joined on Mon, Jul 31 2006
Senior Member 3,040
There is no greater pain than to remember a happy time when one is in misery. (Dante)
Alexa For Australia, 2 yr 209 days ago
TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED
Anonymous, 2 yr 146 days ago

I am having a mixture of amnesia and deja vu, i think i have forgotten this before.

E-I-E-I-O is a gross misspelling of farm.

You Can't have evrything, where would you put it?

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

I am not myself today.....maybe I am you....

Anonymous, 2 yr 146 days ago

on a superman suit: WARNING: This suit does not actually enable you to fly.

on a pack of peanuts: WARNING product may contain nuts and last but not least

On a tirimisu: Warning: do not turn this upside down, (this warning was on the bottom of the pack)

Intelligent Freak, 2 yr 138 days ago
lol!!! hilarious! More funny sentences!Big Smile [:D]
Tuanle, 2 yr 133 days ago
 Alexa For Australia wrote:
TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED


This is worse than being prosecuted
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