Funny Tech Support Stories?

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I read these in a magazine a few years ago, there were more, but these are the ones that I will never forget.

A guy phones up Tech support and explains to the techy that his mouse curser is stuck and his keyboard is also not responding. The techy replies that his computer has frozen. The next day, the guys phones up tech support again and demands to speak to the same guy that he spoke to the day before. The techy is greeted on the phone with threats of suing him and his company. After the phone call yesterday, when the techy told him that his computer had frozen, the guy left his Pc in front of the fire over night and it had melted!!!

A woman this time, phones up and explains that her coffee cup holder has broken on her Pc. Having never heard of a coffee cup holder on a Pc, the techy was puzzled. To try and makes heads or tales of what he was being told, he asked her to describe it and to tell him what is written on it, to which she replies, "4x".

A man was on the phone to tech support for about an hour and a half because he was having problems with a very simple task. The techy all a sudden lost it and said to the guy " Ok, this is what I want you to do, turn off your pc, unplug all the wires, pack everything back into the box it came in, and send it back to the place where you purchased it" . The man asks the techy what he should tell them when he drops it off, to which he replies ' I brought back my computer because I'm too *** stupid to use it!' The techy was fired the very same day.
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