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Passionate_freak  #177496  Sun, 01 Jan 06 12:39 PM

Hope it will help people to understand the English even better ...

 

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4. We must polish polish furniture.

5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7. Since  there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10. I didn't object to the object.

11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13. They were too close to the door to close it.

14. The buck does funny things when the does are around.

15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down a sewer line.

16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20. I had to subject the subject to series of tests.

21. How can I intimate this to my intimate friend?

 

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the Everest guy

 

 

  
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YoHf  #180790  Mon, 09 Jan 06 07:44 PM

5. DO NOT double post (i.e. do not offer the same writing in two different forums at English Forums).

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Anonymous  #180990  Tue, 10 Jan 06 06:59 AM

YoHf,

I was not double the post, I was simply correcting some mistakes,lol.

Anyway...

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Passionate_freak  #181397  Wed, 11 Jan 06 05:50 AM
 Anonymous wrote:

YoHf,

I was not doubling the post, I was simply correcting some mistakes,lol.

Anyway...

Regards

sorry guys it was me earlier and I didn't notice I was...

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Tearsofjoy  #181631  Wed, 11 Jan 06 04:23 PM

Link to the other post - [link]

and if you want to make corrections, then you can make them on another post in the original thread. Double posts are seriously annoying, we have enough repetitions unintentionally!

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Passionate_freak  #183428  Sun, 15 Jan 06 07:53 AM

Yeah thanks,

Well, I saw Nona the Brit writing not to act like the modrator for people and she told it's annyoing too.I'm not trying to over-ride, and hope you won't mind it.

Anyway thanks for the link above.


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