Dj Bueno  +  127233 Mon, 15 Aug 05 02:06 PM     George W. Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her,     "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there     any tips you can give to me?"     "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround     yourself with intelligent people."     Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really     intelligent?"     The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to     answer an intelligence riddle."     The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony     Blair in here, would you?"     Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, Your Majesty?"     The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and     father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.     Who is it?"     Without pausing for a moment, T ony Blair answers, "That would be me."     "Yes! Very good," says the Queen.     Back at the White House, Bush asks to speak with vice president Dick     Cheney. "Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a     child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"     "I'm not sure," says the vice president. "Let me get back to you on     that one."     Dick Cheney goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give     him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin     Powell's shoes in the next stall.     Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and     father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is     it?"     Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"     Dick Cheney smiles. "Thanks!"     Cheney goes back to the Oval Office to speak with Bush. "Say, I     did so much research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin     Powell."     Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into     his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!" Dj Bueno Joined on Mon, Jul 18 2005 Senior Member 2,087 Gulyabani vardır, korkacak bir şey yoktur. Riddles

	candy  +  127619 Tue, 16 Aug 05 06:28 PM Hi DJ Bueno, Hilarious!!     :-D                 I had a real laugh.  Thanks DJ Bueno!             candy Joined on Mon, Sep 8 2003 Full Member 396

	Dj Bueno  +  127621 Tue, 16 Aug 05 06:37 PM you're welcome Dj Bueno

	Woodward  +  128984 Sat, 20 Aug 05 07:24 PM LOL! That was clever. Woodward Joined on Tue, Jun 24 2003 A New Zealander in Chile Senior Member 2,747 Don't let schooling interfere with your education. www.grammar.cl - www.vocabulary.cl

	Cookie27  +  132640 Wed, 31 Aug 05 10:25 PM lmao! lol! rofl! that was a VERY funny joke, where do you get all these from, DJ Bueno? I really like jokes and to have a lil' laugh. (or maybe a big one, depending if it's as fnny like this one!) PrePost: Thank you very much for any posts replying Cookie Cookie27 Joined on Tue, Aug 16 2005 ChocoLand Junior Member 66 Standing On The Rooftops. Scream Your Heart Out. Jokes