[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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Latest post Thu, May 18 2006 8:27 AM by adomi. 5 replies.
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TheChosenOne  +  223202 Sun, 07 May 06 07:23 AM

I got these jokes surfing the internet and I would like to share these with my forum friends...


 When a wife was asked: What book do you like the
best?
 
 She answers: My husband's cheque book..
 
  Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes
 an annual free trip around the Sun..
 

 Your future depends on your dreams So go to sleep !
 

 Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop
 

 ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ? Who's in a hurry ?
 

 Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !
 

 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our
 friends
 

 Children in backseats cause accidents;Accidents in
 backseats cause children!
  
 A Policeman catches a guy who was crossing the
 street at a wrong place and shouts Why are you crossing here?
 Can't you see a zebra crossing there? The guy replies ,"Let the zebra
 cross. What can I do?"
 

 Do you know of a fellow who parked his car in front
 of board which said FINE FOR PARKING
  
 A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,the judge
 began, you've been brought here for drinking.. Great,the drunk
 exclaimed. When do we get started?
  
 Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I
 can read my handwriting..
 

More on my next post...

ankur...forever...Big Smile [:D]

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TheChosenOne, 3 yr 202 days ago
I need feedback...don't just view and have a laugh...!Wink [;)]
Rck  +  223636 Mon, 08 May 06 07:28 PM
Those jokes are very much to the point, thanks :-) One I've also posted on my homepage a while ago but still like:

A duck walks into a bakery and asks the baker "Have you got any beer?"

"Sorry," says the baker, "it's a bakery, we've only got bread"

"OK," says the duck and leaves.

Five minutes later the duck walks back in and asks the baker "Have you got any beer?"

"Er..., no" says the baker, "as I said, it's a bakery and we only sell bread"

"Right-o" says the duck and leaves.

After another five minutes the duck walks back in and asks the baker "Have you got any beer?"

"Look" snarls the baker, "This is a bakery. We only sell bread. Ask one more time and I'll nail your webbed feet to the door!"

"I was only asking" says the duck and leaves.

Another five minutes pass and the duck walks back in and asks the baker "Have you got any nails?"

"No," replies the baker.

"Right then, have you got any beer?"
Rck
Joined on Mon, May 8 2006
Austria
New Member 04
no idea.
TheChosenOne, 3 yr 201 days ago
Thanks you...I'll post the next after some time because I'm busy with my tests...
YoHf  +  224959 Fri, 12 May 06 10:43 PM
 TheChosenOne wrote:

  ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ? Who's in a hurry ? 

 Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours ! 

My favourite ones. Big Smile [:D]

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adomi  +  226394 Thu, 18 May 06 08:27 AM
 TheChosenOne wrote:

 When a wife was asked: What book do you like the
best?
 
 She answers: My husband's cheque book..
 
 

I guess that's the best book ever.Smile [:)]
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