Dj Bueno  +  170987 Sat, 17 Dec 05 08:43 PM What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. (No eye deer)   What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? Still no idea.   What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi   A man goes into a bar and asks for a glass of water.The barman pulls out a gun and points at the customer."Thank you" replies the customer and walks out.What happened?  ----> The customer had hiccups. Dj Bueno Joined on Mon, Jul 18 2005 Senior Member 2,087 Gulyabani vardır, korkacak bir şey yoktur.

	Dj Bueno  +  171526 Mon, 19 Dec 05 12:16 AM Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? Because he was Hayden.(hidin')   Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick? To a horsepital(!)   Which 'bus' could cross the ocean? Columbus!   What's teachers' favourite nation? Explanation.   Dj Bueno

	Dj Bueno  +  171527 Mon, 19 Dec 05 12:19 AM Q: A big moron and a little moron are walking across a bridge when the big moron falls off.Why didn't the little moron fall off? A: He was a little more on. heheh.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Knock knock -Who's there? -Olive -Olive who? -Olive you so much! (I love you so much..) Dj Bueno

	Tearsofjoy  +  171579 Mon, 19 Dec 05 02:37 AM  Dj Bueno wrote: What's teachers' favourite nation? Explanation. Oooh, wish it were true! Especially before EXAMS....  - Tearsofjoy Tearsofjoy Joined on Mon, Sep 19 2005 India Contributing Member 1,324 God help you if you are a phoenix And you dare to rise up from the ash A thousand eyes will smolder with jealousy While you are just flying past - Ani DiFranco (32 Flavours)

	YoHf  +  171956 Mon, 19 Dec 05 09:33 PM  Dj Bueno wrote: Q: A big moron and a little moron are walking across a bridge when the big moron falls off.Why didn't the little moron fall off? A: He was a little more on. heheh.. Lol! Just as crazy as you usually are Dj... YoHf

	Squeaky  +  171976 Mon, 19 Dec 05 10:09 PM Q.  What name do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other ? A.   Eileen.   ( I lean )   Q.  What name do you call a man that sleeps on the floor ? A.  Matt.   Q. What name do you call a man carrying a shovel ? A.  Doug  Q.  What name do you then call Doug when he threw away his shovel ? A.  Douglass  Squeaky Joined on Sun, Nov 13 2005 Australia Full Member 202

	Dj Bueno  +  172326 Tue, 20 Dec 05 04:05 PM Yup! Thanks for sharing them with us. Dj Bueno