[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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Latest post Tue, Jun 13 2006 11:14 PM by Francesca. 1 replies.
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Matress  +  235662 Tue, 13 Jun 06 07:48 PM
Home from Work
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Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss
has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that
after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never
calls or comes back, so how is she to know?

The brunette is thrilled to get home early.

She does a little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early.

The redhead is elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health
club before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she goes upstairs
she hears noises coming from her bedroom.

She quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see her husband
in bed with HER BOSS! Ever so gently, she closes the door and creeps
out of her house.

The next day the brunette and redhead talk about leaving early again, but
when they ask the blonde if she wants to leave early also, she exclaims,

NO WAY! Yesterday I almost got caught! Geeked [8-|]
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Francesca  +  235716 Tue, 13 Jun 06 11:14 PM

good one Big Smile [:D]

(and congratulation for your team against Croatia Wink [;)] )

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