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benita  +  110210 Sat, 18 Jun 05 08:24 AM
A cop was walking past a restaurant when he heard someone scream - "No John, not the gun!" He ran inside and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He promptly walked over to the milkman and arrested him. He didn't witness the shooting and there was no apparent evidence to prove who shot the person and no one told him who the killer was. How did the policeman instantly know it was the milkman?
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Eargasms  +  110374 Sat, 18 Jun 05 08:14 PM
Hi benita hows this ?

The milkman was the only male. The doctor and lawyer were females, so the cop knew that "John" was the milkman.
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senthilvelann, 4 yr 160 days ago
Hi,

The cop was arrested and stripped off his post for his mad action later!!!!!


msn.
Anonymous, 4 yr 147 days ago
I agree with eargasms. Either that or the milkman had a nametag on that said john, my vote is on the other two were women
benita, 4 yr 146 days ago
Yep, Eargasms!  You got that right!  The milkman was the only male present there.
Anonymous, 4 yr 139 days ago
Except for the mikman all the others must be females
Anonymous, 4 yr 131 days ago

from a policeman's point of view there are several ways to tell,

one is that police are taught to "read" a suspect.

two, the police knew all three people and their names and the milkman was named John.

three, the most obvious, the milkman was holding the gun.

there are several more but i won't elaborate

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