Gloson  +  450168 Thu, 06 Dec 07 04:15 AM Note: I write funny poems...But only a few of them are serious. I dreamt I dreamt I was a monkey, Jumping on a tree. Stampeding on a floor of fruits, And juggling nuts with glee. I dreamt I was flying Over the seas. And on my back, It was Hercules! I dreamt I had the Chicken pox disease. But instead of red, The spots are as yellow as cheese. I dreamt I was a clown Scaling every stacked ball. I slipped and crashed; Kids laugh until they fall. And when I woke up from my dreams, I was in the principal’s room. It is surprising because when I slept, I was in my teacher’s classroom. Note: If I have any grammar mistakes tell me. Gloson Joined on Wed, Dec 5 2007 Selangor, Malaysia, S.E.A. New Member 10 I am a poet that writes poetry, Most of them are funny, but some are serious too. I came to this forum to improve my poetry, My grammar, my sentences, and stories from you! Grammar

	Mister Micawber  +  450175 Thu, 06 Dec 07 04:40 AM Hello, Gloson-- and welcome to English Forums. Let me give you one hint:  when someone tells his audience that his material is funny, it is usually not. Mister Micawber Joined on Wed, Aug 4 2004 Yokohama Veteran Member 30,805 'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master-- that's all.'