(We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren't of your faces doesn't mean we can't identify you…) Eve Arden in Grease.
The enemy is the downturn in business
(I love the business casual look for the way it combines unattractive with unprofessional while diminishing neither.)
If you were to wear a smart business suit every day and then suddenly, without warning, turn up in denim and a worn T-shirt, chances are people would look at you
askance.*
If you turn in good work and then one day hand in a pile of rubbish, people are going to think you have blown it.
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You must be blameless, above reproach (that is probably the same thing), honest, reliable and dependable (again that is probably the same thing).
But you do not have to be grey or dull or boring. You can be exciting, dynamic, stylish, adventurous, innovative, challenging (accept challenges or challenge others?) – just
make sure that whatever it is you decide to be, you stick at it and be consistent consistently.
We are not talking budgets here or corporate targets. We are talking personal goals, personal objectives, personal bottom lines.
It has always led me to believe I am a failure, but I found out the other day that there is a gene for good sporting skills and it is one I obviously don't have. Am I a failure? Nope, just genetically challenged, and I can't beat myself up about that.
There is not another person in sight because measuring (it means comparing, doesn't it?) yourself against anyone else is a mug's game.
I once owned a motor bike – a rather grand one and I loved it very much. I came alongside another motorcyclist at the traffic lights and looked his bike over. ' That is the one I want,' I cried to myself in the splendid isolation of my crash helmet. He was looking at my bike and obviously thinking the same thing. As the lights changed and we both roared away together I realized he and I were riding identical bikes. Ah, the fickle mind, how it winds us up, beats us up and plays tricks. Look at anyone and chances are there will be something to envy, but you don't know what goes on inside them. Walk a mile in someone else's shoes, they say, and chances are you will be a mile away; but you have got their shoes, make a run for it.
No one knows what goes on inside your head. No one knows what lofty heights you aspire to. No one knows what you are really up to – remember Rule 40: know what you are actually doing – so you can work on your game plan and be doing your job well at the same time
there is nothing quite like having someone dampen your firework. An awful lot of management is having front – being able to look the part, to inspire confidence, to walk
your walk. If people get wind of any game plan that deviates from that confident air of the perfect manager they will lose confidence.
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If you have a game plan of rapid promotion, people will assume you are a high flyer and stop giving you long-term projects on the grounds that you will be moving up too soon. And so on. Play your cards close to your chest and keep up the appearance of dedication, commitment, reliability, diligence and stability – even if in your heart of hearts you are planning revolution, climbing Everest or taking over the empire.
In any workplace there will be a mountain of red tape, bureaucracy, old rules left in place from previous management regimes – get rid of them all. Question everything you and your team do and make it work slicker and quicker (what's the difference?) by getting rid of anything that is redundant, unnecessary, left over. This is the work equivalent of clutter clearing, process feng shui if you like.
Beats me, but I had to work unbelievably hard to get rid of that bit of Dickensian nonsense.
You won't beat yourself up over them, nor sit in a pit of misery over them but you will analyze what went wrong, discuss with colleagues why it went wrong and make a plan to prevent it from going wrong again.
You are a better manager, more experienced, have a wider spectrum to call on when you have made a few errors.