"nmstevens"
""Your Mom""
"There are all kinds of ghostly horsemen. I assume they ... of? No way are live cows wandering through the atmosphere."
"God, I hope not."
Once I was purchasing produce from an open-air street market. Next to me was an elderly lady also squeezing tomatoes and smelling melons.
Suddenly, SPLAT! A bird dropping smacked her on the forearm.
She looked down at her dripping forearm and announced, very calmly, "At times like these, I thank the Lord that cows don't fly."
Marvellous reaction. In my younger days if that had happened to me I would have raged that the entire universe was against me and gone out on a self-destructive bender.
Martin B