Answer: My farts
Well, when poar bears hear my fart, they got scare off and turned white. If you smell my farts you will cry. If guys hear me fart in the public washrrom, they pretend they didn't hear it and start peeing. If girls hear me farting, they pretend they didn't hear it and look at themselves in the mirror and comb their hair. If I fart next to celebrities and they do anything about it, the press will make them look stupid in paper... If I fart in a rhythmatical way, I will be a celebrity for a short while: like the asian guy (engineering, I think) who got booted out from American Idol... Well, if I don't wipe my ass cleanly and fart on a pancake, tell me will it be brown or white..."hello".. and if I put my ass in a bowl fill with champagne doesn't it make bubbles when I fart? if you squeeze me when I need to fart, wont I fart? If you look at my fart closely near my ass, wont you pop and run away? hello???
That's my answer: my farts..
What I am trying to get at is that, there's is no perfect riddle that no one can't answer... there's always many answers to fit the requirements of the riddle... Better luck to author of riddle... try to make it so there's only one answer. Thank you very much.. ![Stick out tongue [:P]](/emoticons/emotion-4.gif)