DE781    964895 Fri, 23 Jul 04 12:22 AM "Christopher Johnson wrote on 23 Jul 2004: Strawberry Chi Minh City?" "I had to Google a little with this one, but, after the penny finally dropped, I CRACKed up!" I don't feel like Googling anything at the time being, but I assume Franke's joke is in regard to Chi Tea? DE781 Regards, Jokes

	DE781    964898 Fri, 23 Jul 04 12:23 AM "Christopher Johnson wrote on 23 Jul 2004: Strawberry Chi Minh City?" "I had to Google a little with this one, but, after the penny finally dropped, I CRACKed up!" I also have to add that "Cherry Chi" would have been a better joke, IMO, because most hoes don't have strawberries (or cherries). DE781 Jokes

	Christopher Johnson    964941 Fri, 23 Jul 04 03:56 AM "I had to Google a little with this one, but, after the penny finally dropped, I CRACKed up!" "I don't feel like Googling anything at the time being, but I assume Franke's joke is in regard to Chi Tea?" Well, Joey, I had found the following definition of 'Strawberry' at: http://surrealism.50megs.com/streetdrugslang.htm Strawberry = female who trades sex for crack or money to buy crack. That's why I "CRACKed up". Christopher ('CJ') (Change 3032 to 77 for e-mail) Christopher Johnson Regards, Jokes

	DE781    964951 Fri, 23 Jul 04 04:38 AM "No, you sickos, I need a *gardening tool*!" "Then spell it right: hoe." I'm not President Quail. DE781

	DE781    964953 Fri, 23 Jul 04 04:39 AM "No, you sickos, I need a *gardening tool*! When my ... to give a new name to the other hoes... Comments...?" "No problem the way I talk: they're pronounced quite differently. I'm sure you're familiar with Admiral Drake's refusal to engage the Spanish Armada till he'd finished playing on Plymouth Ho'. Mike." Plymouth had hoes too? DE781

	Charles Riggs    965086 Fri, 23 Jul 04 11:09 AM "No, you sickos, I need a *gardening tool*! When my father asked me for a "ho" yesterday, I couldn't keep ... "ho" with anying BUT crack hoes anymore? They really need to give a new name to the other hoes... Comments...?" Ho, ho, ho. Charles Riggs Charles Riggs

	Mike Lyle    965318 Fri, 23 Jul 04 04:25 PM "Then spell it right: hoe." "I'm not President Quail." Nice one, Joey! And not a majuscule out of place. There's even a classy understated full stop at the end. We're going to be proud of you one day. Mike. Mike Lyle

	CyberCypher    965334 Fri, 23 Jul 04 04:55 PM Mike Lyle wrote on 23 Jul 2004: "I'm not President Quail." "Nice one, Joey! And not a majuscule out of place. There's even a classy understated full stop at the end. We're going to be proud of you one day." Yeah, yeah, but he for the "Vice-" that goes before "President". I won't even mention that it's "Kwhale" or "Quayle" or "Kwale". I know that NJ is still part of the USA. Franke: EFL teacher & medical editor. For email, replace numbers with English alphabet. CyberCypher Writing, Numbers

	DE781    965353 Fri, 23 Jul 04 05:26 PM "I don't feel like Googling anything at the time being, but I assume Franke's joke is in regard to Chi Tea?" "Well, Joey, I had found the following definition of 'Strawberry' at: http://surrealism.50megs.com/streetdrugslang.htm Strawberry = female who trades sex for crack or money to buy crack. That's why I "CRACKed up"." Got it! I thought the "strawberry" part was supposed to be some crapy reference to a popular flavour of Chi Tea (I don't drink the stuff) and/or Franke's confusion of "strawberry" vs. "cherry". Then again, it wouldn't have surprised me if the hymen *was* called the "strawberry" back in Franke's day. DE781 Regards, Jokes, Business, References, Career