The Original Version
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was..
Pessimist
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.
Optimist
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.
Patient
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat *
Vengeful
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she doesn't come back,
Hunt her down and shoot her.
C++ Programmer
if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist
If you love somebody, Set her free...
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers
If you love somebody, Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist
If you love somebody, Set her free...
She'll evolve.
Statistician
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high,
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's Fan
If you love somebody, Set her free...
SHE'LL BE BACK!