[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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Latest post Fri, Sep 12 2008 11:19 PM by bruno_ts. 3 replies.
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bhejafry  +  60459 Thu, 09 Dec 04 05:23 PM
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."
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flamen000, 1 yr 76 days ago
lol Big Smile
JCDenton  +  564814 Thu, 11 Sep 08 06:46 AM

YesBig Smile

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bruno_ts, 1 yr 74 days ago
(rock) Rock
hauahuahauh veeery good (Y) Yes
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