Matress  +  182618 Fri, 13 Jan 06 03:20 PM At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Johnny what's the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife." Matress Joined on Sat, Nov 26 2005 Brazil - a land of all kind of people Full Member 455 I'm singing in the rain Just singing in the rain What a glorious feeling I'm happy again...

	Tearsofjoy  +  198294 Sat, 18 Feb 06 12:54 PM Here's another, guys - Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day, these were the results: The first worm in alcohol - dead. Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead. Third worm in sperm - dead. Fourth worm in soil - alive. So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from this experiment." Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said ....   ...   ...  ... "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms.     He's irreplaceable, isn't he?      \n\t\n\n\t\n\t\t \nJiyo cricket on Yahoo! India cricket \nYahoo! Messenger Mobile Stay in touch with your buddies all the time.\n ",0] ); D(["ce"]); //--> Tearsofjoy Joined on Mon, Sep 19 2005 India Contributing Member 1,324 God help you if you are a phoenix And you dare to rise up from the ash A thousand eyes will smolder with jealousy While you are just flying past - Ani DiFranco (32 Flavours) Cricket

	Passionate_freak  +  199226 Tue, 21 Feb 06 06:11 AM Hi guys, both of them were awesome, I liked them. Well here's one mpre : Little Johnny brought the house flies which he has just caught and told his Daddy, " Dad I've caught 5 flies and 3 are males and 2 are females." Dad asked, " Hey how did you know they are males and the females?" The reply was, " Well, three were sitting on the whisky bottle and the two were on the mirror." cheers Passionate_freak Joined on Mon, Oct 24 2005 nepal Full Member 466 Make a friendship Let the love survive It will surely dry Tears from your eyes, saw rose