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yadayaba  +  1016 Thu, 19 Jun 03 12:09 AM
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.

The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

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hitchhiker  +  1023 Thu, 19 Jun 03 01:44 AM
LOL! I love that one! rock on yada!
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Tran  +  17877 Fri, 02 Jan 04 02:03 PM
That's great one.
I also want to contribute another:

That guy named Tam , who has been studying English lesson "Greeting"
"A: Hi, How are you?
B: I'm fine, thank you, and you?
A: Me too "

A week later: In his friend's Birthday party, he met one of English man here and he though "Wow, This is great oppotunity to practise English" then approached that man.

Tam: Hi, Who are you? (he means How)
English man: Hi, I am Marry's husband, and you?
Tam: Uh, me too.

Can you guess what happen next?


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deepa  +  19608 Sun, 18 Jan 04 10:32 AM
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"

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chris  +  19702 Mon, 19 Jan 04 02:56 PM
Nice one Deepa.

By the way, I like the expression you used: 'He needs to go to the can.' I wonder how many other ways people can come up with to say that sentence???
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Da Cutest  +  24338 Tue, 02 Mar 04 09:52 PM

good ones ..
id like to add some ..Smile [:)]

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."


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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to
men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so
beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be
attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing
his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out the animal in
me."

"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"
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