A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" Asks the officer. "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah?" Says the doubtful officer. "Let me see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully. A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"
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JCD
